Man Robs Bank Across From FBI HQ

So check this out. A man, dressed as the dude who drives the armored cars, strolls up to a bank and takes out like a quarter of a million. Yea, THAT DAMN EASY! Lets get serious here. He wasn’t even asked for ID. The real dude supposed to pick up the money showed up a little later in the day and was told it was already picked up. He didn’t even think anything about it until the end of the day. Are you serious. Did I mention that this bank in question (he got away with this once previously) was right across from FBI HQ in Washington I believe. ARE YOU SERIOUS? I’d keep on with my rant but you’ll have to excuse me. I just rented a Hue Hefner costume and am about to stroll into the Playboy Mansion and have an orgy with 3-14 playmates while swimming in a pool of champagne.
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