20 Most Bizarre Celebrity Names

You know how you can tell that if you look at something you’re going to be disgusted, appalled, and lose a little respect for this thing we call mankind? Well upon noticing this article I just knew that this would be one of those things. Some of these really make you thank God you were given a boring and mundane name. I’ll go ahead and tease you with the first ten of the list, and if you think it’s not worth making the jump, or that it can’t get any worse…let me assure you, you’re wrong.

20. Kal-El (Son of Nicholas Cage)
19. Pilot Inspektor (Son of Jason Lee)
18. Fifi Trixibelle (Child of Bob Geldof and Paula Yates)
17. Apple (Child of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin”
16. Coco (Child of Courteney Cox and David Arquette)
15. Kyd (Child of David Duchovny and Tea Leoni)
14. Sage Moonblood (Son of Sylvester Stallone)
13. Destry (Son of Steven Spielburg)
12. Maddox (Adopted child of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt)
11. Memphis Eve (Son eh…maybe daughter…of Bono)

And no, I couldn’t make this crap up.

Now on to the rest of the list! The only real thing that bothered me about the first 10 is maybe Maddox, I mean, don’t they have some little asian baby named Pax or something? Honestly, what’s Maddox in comparison to Pax?

I know you’re anxious so…

10. Ocean (Son of Forest Whitaker)
9. Blanket (Love child of Michael Jackson)
8. Rocket (Son of Robert Rodriguez)
7. Blue Angel (Son of The Edge from U2)
6. Audio Science (Child of Shannyn Sossamon)
5 & 4. Moon Unit & Diva Thin Muffin (Children of Frank Zappa)
3. Moxie Crimefighter (Daughter of Penn Jillette)
2. Tu (Son of Rob Morrow…yes, say the name together…as if Tu wasn’t bad enough)
1. Jermajesty (Son of Jermaine Jackson)

Wow, just wow…I could be cynical and sarcastic but what would be the point? Moon Unit and Diva Thin Muffin? Jermajesty? I think I’m going to name my child Stainless Steel, then make sure he is completely devoid of any hair on his person at least until he is out from under my control. What will I say when people ask me why my child is 14 and hairless? CUZ HAIR DON’T GROW ON STEEL!!!! Oh, darn…I said I wouldn’t be sarcastic and cynical. My bad.

Check out the article, the good people at Cracked are more clever than I
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